The Tragedy of Hirio and his Man

This was the home of the wonderfully uplifting tragedy about Hirio and his Man. It would have been possible for you to read with wonder and delight his tale of woe, but we were lazy. Instead you may read, at our leisure, stuff that is not porn.

Dan T Z. Monkey Maletas Doomface

Friday, January 13, 2006

Page 616

As you turn to accept the water proffered by the barkeep, which can only be described as having the look and consistency of Aloe Vera Drink, rage contorts Maletas’ face. His plan foiled by your unusually callous behavior, he must act quickly. You do not notice as he slides from his seat onto the damp rush covered floor. You still do not notice as he hobbles toward you, his bad leg leaving a clear path in the rushes.

As you start to pour the foul water into you goatskin pouch your arm is jostled. While the stein falls towards the ground, Maletas indicates forcefully, so that your mighty intelligence will not misconstrue him, that he has important news and that it would be best for you to quench your thirst with him.

If you decide to accept his second offer, turn to Page 2.

If you decide to forcefully show Maletas that you have no interest in conversing with him, turn the page.

1 Comments:

Blogger Mike Henninger said...

I changed the admin rights so that you three can change more shit.

Also, in regards to this post. I always choose my own adventure poorly... I should have turned the page.

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